Fluffy Matter Transport Theory

Presented at the 42nd Annual Committee of Conundrums Meeting

The theory of Fluffy Matter Transport proposes that objects with a high surface area-to-volume ratio are able to defy the laws of physics and move through the fabric of space-time without being affected by conventional gravity. Or, as Dr. Emily W. Fizzlepop, renowned expert in the field, puts it: "It's like a big, fluffy cloud just waltzing around in space, man."

The implications of this theory are vast and terrifying. If true, it would mean that our understanding of the universe is turned upside down.

Key Points:

• Fluffy matter can move through walls, but not through cheese
• The fluffiness of the matter is directly proportional to its transport velocity
• The inverse square law still applies, but only if you're looking at the wrong dimension

Related Theories:

• Quantum Fluffing: The study of fluffing particles at a quantum level
• Temporal Matter Warping: The bending of space-time around massive fluffy objects

Next Meeting:

Our next meeting will be held at the Mysterious Meeting Hall, where we will discuss the implications of Fluffy Matter Transport on the fabric of reality. Don't be late!

See you there, fellow conundrums enthusiasts!