Meeting the Unachievable Goals of the Committee
Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums! Today, we'll tackle the most pressing issue of our time: Inflated Expectations.
The Great Pumpkin of Expectations
We've all been there: expecting the world to be a perfect, Instagrammable sphere, where everything goes according to plan, and our cat has a personal assistant to wake us up at 7 AM every day.
The Committee's Solution
Our team of expert conundrum-solvers has devised a foolproof plan to meet the impossible goals and shatter the shackles of reality.