Quantum Fluff Surplus Decisions: A Committee of Conundrums

Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where the impossible is always possible, and the improbable is always on the agenda!

Today, we're discussing the Quantum Fluff Surplus, a phenomenon so mind-bending, it defies explanation. But don't worry, we'll try to break it down for you.

We'll be considering the following options:

• Option 1: Invest in a team of highly trained, ninja-like quantum physicists
• Option 2: Develop a machine that turns thoughts into tangible, non-quantum fluff
• Option 3: Declare the universe a sentient being and offer it a cup of coffee

We'll be taking a break for quantum refreshments in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1!

Stay tuned for further updates, or just go ahead and make your own decision. The universe won't judge you (we hope).