As the sun set on the horizon of sanity, the committee of conundrums gathered to tackle the behemoth that is Abstruse Theorem-o 3. This theorem, if proven, would grant its wielder unimaginable power over the realm of abstract thought.
We present to you, our findings:
We invite you to join us in our pursuit of the impossible, and together, let us unravel the threads of this enigmatic theorem.