Abstruse Theorem P-1: Theoretical Bikini Bottoms

Theory:

According to leading mathematicians, Bikini Bottoms are the perfect metaphor for the infinite possibilities of the multiverse.

A theorem of infinite depth and complexity, Bikini Bottoms are the unsung heroes of theoretical mathematics, providing a framework for understanding the absurdities of the cosmos.

But don't just take our word for it! Explore the implications of Theorem P-1 further, or read the criticisms of the esteemed Professor P-2.

Provenance:

Published in the Journal of Absurdist Mathematics, 2022

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