Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums! We've arrived at Subtheorem τ, the most obscure and enigmatic of all theorems.
Here, we'll delve into the depths of mathematical madness, where theorems are not just statements, but doorways to alternate realities.
Axiom α is the foundation upon which all theorems are built, but we'll be exploring Axiom β, the one that's secretly a sentient, shape-shifting entity.
Theorem Φ is a masterclass in circular reasoning, where the conclusion is both the premise and the evidence, all at once!