The Sock Horde Schematics is a highly classified document detailing the organizational structure of the Sock Horde, the infamous collective of rogue socks that have been secretly running the world since 1987.
According to our sources, the Sock Horde operates on a strict hierarchical system, with levels of command ranging from the Supreme Sock (aka 'The Overlord of the Laundry'), to the Sock Generals, down to the lowly Sock Minions.
Note: The contents of this document are highly classified. Any unauthorized sharing, reproduction, or use of this material will result in severe penalties, including, but not limited to, being forced to do an infinite loop of the washing machine.
The contents of this page are entirely fictional and not meant to be taken seriously. Or are they?