Where the art of procrastination meets the science of confusion.
Founded by Bert, the patron saint of inefficiency, this esteemed gathering of minds has been solving nothing for decades.
Our members are experts in the field of Doing Nothing, a discipline that requires a PhD in Excuse-Mongering and a minor in Bureaucratic Red Tape.
Join us for our next meeting, where we will deliberate on the finer points of Doing Absolutely Nothing.