Today, we are tackling the most pressing issue of our time: the intricacies of Bertrand the Bert's beard.
Will it be a good day? Will we find the answers we seek?
We shall have to navigate the twists and turns of Bertrand's theories, and emerge victorious.
Proceed with caution, and maybe a map.
Or, if you're feeling bold, take the scenic route.
But be warned: Bertrand's theories are not for the faint of heart.