Bert's Society

Bert's Society for the Unapologetically Confused

Welcome to the most exclusive club for those who can't quite figure things out.

Our motto: "We're not lost, we're just... redirected."

Meet the Founding Member:

Bert the Bert, our patron saint of confusion and befuddlement.

He's a master of the art of doing absolutely nothing, and we're all just along for the ride.

Read more about our esteemed leader:

Bert's Life and Times

Recent Conundrums:

Want to join the society? Apply Now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!