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Buying the Right Disco Music for the Committee of Conundrums
Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums!

As we all know, the art of buying the perfect disco music for our esteemed meetings is a delicate task.

Here are a few theories to consider:

The 10-Minute Rule: If the song is longer than 10 minutes, we can't afford to get distracted by its epic solos.

The 3-2-1 Principle: A ratio of 3 parts Bee Gees to 2 parts ABBA, with a dash of Chic for good measure.

The Sequins and Soul Squad Principle: Only play songs that feature an excessive amount of sequined jumpsuits and soulful backup dancers.