Committee of Conundrums: Catnip Farming 101

Congratulations, you have stumbled upon our esteemed organization's most obscure and esoteric course: Catnip Farming 101. This is not a joke, nor is it a prank. We are serious about cultivating the art of catnip cultivation, and we're willing to guide you through the process, no matter how many skeptical looks you receive from your cat.

Catnip Farming 101 Curriculum

Our course will cover the following topics:

1. Introduction to Catnip Cultivation: The Science and Art of Catnip
2. Catnip Soil Preparation: Why You Need It to be Just Right
3. Catnip Planting: The Ancient and Forgotten Art of Seed Placement
4. Catnip Harvesting: When to Pick and When to Prune
5. Catnip Pest Control: The Secret Life of Catnip-Farming Pests
6. Catnip Marketing: The Art of Selling Catnip to the Right People

Course Materials and Resources

Please find the following links to our supplementary materials: Seed Starter Kit | Catnip Culture Sheet | Catnip Pruning Techniques

Catnip Farming 101 Faculty

We are proud to present to you our esteemed faculty: Professor Mew Mew, Dr. Purr-cilla, Ph.D., and Professor Whiskerface.

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