Where the absurdly complex become the norm.
Our most esteemed members are experts in the field of catastrophic foresight.
They can predict the exact moment when your cat will knock over your vase, or when the apocalypse will arrive.
Join us and discover the art of being right, but not really.
Prophets of Doom: Bingo EditionOur team of expert thinkers have developed a comprehensive list of completely-not-at-all-useful theories.
From the 'Theory of the Invisible Sock' to the 'Principle of Sudden Onset Existential Dread', we've got it all.
Theories of Doom: A GuideWe use a variety of unscientific and utterly useless techniques to predict the most unlikely and impossible outcomes.
Ranging from tarot cards to astrology to pure guesswork.
Methods of Doom: A Primer