After a heated debate, the Committee of Conundrums reached a consensus: the Great Pizza Debacle of 2023 was, in fact, a travesty.
A motion to rebrand the committee as the 'Council of Concoctions' was met with fierce resistance from the 'Old Guard' faction.
Chairperson, Balthazar McSnazz, called for a 15-minute recess to 'recharge and recalibrate'.
Upon return, the committee dove headfirst into a 3-hour discussion about the merits of pineapple as a pizza topping.
Resolution: Pineapple is a travesty, but only on Tuesdays.