Bob is the self-proclaimed "Chief Conundrum Solver" of our esteemed committee. His expertise lies in the realm of finding the most creative ways to do the bare minimum.
Meet Jane, the committee's resident expert on procrastination
Our committee's mission is to solve the unsolvable, and Bob is the master of the un-soluble.
Next meeting scheduled for next Thursday. Don't forget your participation trophy!
Disclaimer: This committee is not responsible for actual progress or productivity. We're all about the drama and the intrigue.