Committee of Conundrums - Meeting Theories: A Guide to Joining the Fun
Welcome, prospective members, to the Committee of Conundrums - the most esteemed and feared gathering of minds in all the land! To join our ranks, you must first meet our lofty membership requirements:
Membership Requirements
1. A passion for Conundrums
Must be willing to spend hours, nay, days pondering the intricacies of the human condition, only to arrive at more questions than answers.
2. A love of Confusion
Must be able to revel in the beauty of the unclear, the enigmatic, and the downright bewildering.
3. A knack for Navel-Gazing
Must be able to contemplate the meaning of life, the universe, and everything, for hours on end, without getting bored or distracted.
4. A talent for Rhetorical Questions
Must be able to pose the most profound and existential queries, only to realize that they are, in fact, unanswerable.
Meet the Committee Members:
Apply today, and discover the joy of being lost, forever!