As per our meeting minutes, we have determined that 99% of all meetings are unnecessary. Therefore, we propose that all meetings be held in an empty room with no chairs.
Go to Recommendation 2: The Theory of Redundancy (part 2)
Building upon our previous finding, we propose that all meetings be held at precisely 3 AM, when everyone is least likely to remember what was discussed.
Go to Recommendation 3: The Theory of Redundancy (part 3)
We propose that all meetings include a 30-minute break to watch cat videos.