Conundrum of the Month: The Great Cheese Fries Enigma

A baffling puzzle that has stumped the world's greatest thinkers.

What is the optimal number of cheese curds to apply to a serving of fries?

Is it 2, the classic French way? 3, for a bold, modern twist? Or perhaps 5, for the true, unadulterated experience?

Curd to the Power of Three Five Cheese Frenzy Only Two Will Do Committee Decision