The Committee of Conundrums

Welcome to the Counter-Productivity Society, where the art of doing nothing is revered as a high art form.

Meet our esteemed members, all experts in the field of Doing Nothing Experts.

We're proud to announce our new initiative: Procrastination Palooza, a month-long celebration of putting off tasks until the last minute.

Don't miss our upcoming event: Counter-Productive Concert, featuring the world-renowned band "The Procrastinators"!

Disclaimer: Our meeting minutes are not actually minutes, but rather a list of excuses for why we didn't get anything done.