The Great Donut Debate
As the Committee of Conundrums convened to discuss the merits of Donut Theory 345, tensions ran high. Some argued for a rigid adherence to the classic glazed, while others pushed for a more avant-garde approach, citing the virtues of Boston cream.
But one thing was certain: no one could agree on whether sprinkles were a legitimate topping.
- For the love of all things sweet: Sprinkles are a travesty.
- We must stand strong against the whimsy whims of the sprinkles brigade.
- Sprinkles are the key to unlocking a true donut experience.
And so, the debate rages on.
Next meeting: Adjourned