Meeting Theories

The Committee of Conundrums convened to discuss a most pressing matter: the Definition of Time is Relative.

We are currently considering the following sub-theories:

• Space-Time Continuum is a Taco (a Theory of Relativistic Culinary Delight)
• Time Travel is Possible, but Our Secretary is Holding the Keys (a Theory of Chrono-Cryptography)
• Relative to Me is Absolutely Not Relative (a Theory of Self-Importance)