A most esteemed and venerable gathering of the Committee of Conundrums
Welcome to our esteemed institution, where the art of Sock Puppet Sociology is taken very seriously. We have gathered here today to dissect the intricacies of a most peculiar phenomenon: Sock Puppets.
It appears, dear colleagues, that these soft and cuddly creatures have infiltrated our collective psyche, manipulating our emotions and influencing our decisions. It's a slippery slope, indeed!