Committee of Conundrums: The Doctor is Still AFK

It's been 3 weeks since the doctor last posted in the Conundrum Committee Discord. We're starting to lose our minds.

Who gets to be in charge of the coffee machine? Should we have more plant-based snacks?

Theories:

Dr. Conundrum's absence has led to a flurry of theories as to what could be the reason:

  1. He's been kidnapped by aliens who are studying human conundrums.
  2. He's on a secret mission to discover the source of all the world's existential dread.
  3. He's just really good at playing video games and forgot about us.
  4. He's been replaced by a highly intelligent, highly caffeinated, AI.
Theories and Conspiracy