Appendix 2: Unresolved Issues
Here be the list of things we're still stumped about:
- Why does the copier in the conference room always seem to jam on Tuesdays?
- The vending machine in the break room only dispenses stale pretzels.
- We still can't figure out how to turn off the copier.
- Someone keeps putting the stapler in Jell-O.
For more on these and other pressing issues, see: