Today's Agenda
We shall discuss the impending doom that looms over us all, and the various methods by which we might avoid it.
Subcommittee A: The Art of Dithering: 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM, Conference Room 3
Subcommittee B: The Science of Procrastination: 12:00 PM - 2:00 PM, Conference Room 1
Subcommittee C: The Theory of Absurdity: 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM, Conference Room 2
We look forward to your participation, and the inevitable descent into madness that will surely follow.