INFINITE BREAK ROOM PROBLEM COMMITTEE

We've been stuck in this meeting for 5 hours. We've discussed the meaning of life, the nature of reality, and the best way to order pizza.

But we still can't figure out how to get to the break room.

Maybe we should just adjourn and come back later?

Or maybe we should just sneak out and find the break room ourselves?

Either way, it's not working.

Agenda:

9:00 AM - Welcome and Introductions
9:15 AM - Discussion of Infinite Break Room Problem
10:30 AM - Break (still waiting for the break room)
11:00 AM - Lunch (ordered but not delivered)
12:00 PM - More discussion (we're getting nowhere)
1:00 PM - Conclusion (we'll just adjourn)