Wherein, the committee of conundrums gathered 'round the table to discuss the infinite implications of their own insignificance.
Item 1: "The Infinite Monkey Theorem" - A discussion on the probability of monkeys typing the entire works of Shakespeare.
Item 2: "The Grandfather Paradox and the Breakfast Cereal of Doom" - A debate on the consequences of altering the timeline to prevent the invention of corn flakes.
Item 3: "The Barber of Brampton" - A presentation on the paradox of a barber who refuses to cut the hair of his own reflection.
Item 4: "The Infinite Latticeworks of the Mind" - A thought experiment on the nature of consciousness and the limits of the human brain.
Item 5: "The Quantum Fluctuation of Flavor" - A discussion on the probability of experiencing an infinite number of flavors when ordering a single scoop of ice cream.