It's all happening for a reason

Because we said so.

Our meeting minutes

The meeting was called to order at 9:00 AM. The chairperson, a wise and benevolent leader, banged their gavel and declared that the meeting was in session.

The agenda for the day consisted of:

Notable events include:

  1. The chairperson's cat, Mr. Whiskers, getting into a fight with a stray cat from the building next door
  2. The committee members getting lost in a discussion about the meaning of life
  3. The realization that we're all just a bunch of grown-ups playing make-believe