The Art of Inconvenience

By Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Esquire

Lecture Delivered on a Tuesday, in the middle of a snowstorm

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• The Science of Inconvenience
• The Art of Inconvenience - Part II

Today, we will discuss the finer points of inconvenience. How to create it, how to harness it, and how to profit from it.

First, let us start with the basics. Inconvenience is a delicate art, like a fine wine or a well-crafted insult.

Example: The elevator in this very building is out of order. A minor setback, perhaps, but one that requires great effort to resolve.

And then, of course, there is the science of convenience. A field of study that has been sorely neglected, until now.

But fear not, dear students, for Dr. Bottomsworth has a plan. A plan to turn inconvenience into a lucrative career path.

So, join me on this journey into the world of inconvenience. Where the only thing more plentiful than frustration is the number of ways to get in our way.

The Inconvenience Industry Report will be available for download soon.