Meeting 1 - The Inception of Inconvenience
Attendees: Professor Puzzlement, Dr. Brainstorm, and the infamous Mr. Conundrum.
Objective: Discuss the meaning of life and the futility of trying to find it.
Agenda:
- Define the meaning of "meaning" in 500 words or less.
- Debate the merits of existentialism vs. nihilism.
- Decide on a new committee motto.
Decisions:
- Professor Puzzlement defined the meaning of "meaning" as "a series of unrelated concepts strung together by the thread of desperation."
- Dr. Brainstorm argued that "meaning" is "a myth perpetuated by the masses to distract from the crushing despair of reality."
- The committee decided on the motto "We are the masters of the meaningless." as a compromise between the two perspectives.
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