THEORY:
There exists a global network of socks secretly controlling world events. This theory posits that the seemingly innocent sock drawer is in fact a hub for nefarious activities.
PROOF:
Evidence of sock puppet governments, sock puppet celebrities, and sock puppet influencers. Further research is required to confirm the existence of the Sock Puppeteer.
CONCLUSION:
The Great Sock Conspiracy is real, and it's time to take a stand against the sock-puppeteers. Learn more about sock-puppeteers among us