The Committee of Conundrums has convened to discuss the intricacies of Theoreme-0, a theorem so complex it defies explanation.
Chairman of the Committee, Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth, has called for a special session to address the conundrums surrounding Theoreme-0.
Also known as "The Theorem That Shall Not Be Spoken Of," Theoreme-0 has been the subject of debate among the committee members for weeks.
Member 1: "I'm telling you, it's just a bunch of nonsense."
Member 2: "Nonsense? You call it nonsense! It's a work of genius."