Present: Chairman, Vice Chairman, and 7 members of the Committee of Conundrums.
We are tasked with investigating Theoreme-0, a phenomenon of unexplained occurrences in the vicinity of the local café.
The report for Theoreme-0 is attached below, and is a summary of the findings of our esteemed members:
This report details our initial findings and conclusions regarding Theoreme-0. It is not for the faint of heart, as it delves into the very fabric of reality itself.
Read it, if you dare: Subreport 1
Next Meeting: Theorem Atik 2