In a world where the fate of the universe is at stake, the Committee of Conundrums gathered to discuss the most absurd of theories. It was a meeting like no other, full of debate and intrigue.
Chairperson, Professor Peculiar, stood at the head of the table, a man of unyielding conviction and questionable sanity.
"We must consider the implications of the Theoreme," he declared, "for it is the key to unlocking the secrets of the cosmos."