The Committee of Conundrums
Meeting Theoreme-1: Theorem-atik-0 in Session
Today's Agenda Item 3: "The Unavoidable Consequences of Unbridled Brontosaurus Ownership"
Action Item 4: Dealing with Rogue Dinosaur Behavior
Discussion Leader: Boris the Bold
Attendees: Sue the Skeptical, Jane the Jester, Bob the Brontosaurus Whisperer
Action Item 9: Managing Dinosaur Slobber in the Boardroom
Action Item 8: The Unmitigated Disaster of Uninformed Dinosaur Investment
The committee is currently deliberating on the best course of action for dealing with the unforeseen consequences of owning a brontosaurus. Some argue for containment, others for relocation. The fate of the committee's collective sanity hangs in the balance.