Subcommittee 1: Snack Table Retrieval Committee
Meeting TheorE-1: The TheorMe atik 0, Item 4: Snack Acquisitions
The Sub-Committee has reached a consensus to acquire more Doritos, but debate raged on the optimal dip pairing.
Resolution:
It is hereby decreed that the optimal dip pairing for the acquired Doritos is a 3:1 ratio of Salsa to Guacamole.