Theorem-atik-0: "If ataractic confluences are infinite, then so are confluential consequences."
Discussion of this theorem will commence at precisely 3:00 PM sharp. All members are expected to arrive prepared.
Agenda Item 1: "The Conundrum-ization of Socks: A Study on the Perpetual Sock Drawer Phenomenon"
Sub-Item 1: Sock Puppet Theory
Sub-Item 2: The Sock Drawer Paradox
Remember: A conundrum a day keeps the existential dread at bay.