The Theoreme-1 Theorem states that the number of socks you own is directly proportional to the number of socks you have lost.
Counterproofs: Counterproof-1: Lost in Translation, Counterproof-2: Socks are Rubber Duckies
Resolution: 1) Declare the Theoreme-1 Theorem a National Emergency. 2) Mandate the implementation of a Sock-Sorting Algorithm.
Adjournment of Meeting: The meeting has been adjourned due to a lack of conclusive evidence and a plethora of socks.