It's a chicken, no, wait, it's a egg.
Scientists have been searching for the origin of the universe for centuries, but let's be real, we're all just a bunch of monkeys with fancy degrees.
According to our top scientist, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, the universe was created by a time-traveling chicken named Cluck Norris.
Cluck Norris was a master of the ancient art of Egg-fu, and with a flick of his wrist, he cracked open the fabric of space and time, birthing the universe as we know it.
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