THEOREM 1: THE Blerg is a Figment with a Figment

Sub-Committee of Conundrums Report

As per our meeting notes, we have established that the Blerg is, in fact, a sentient figment.

We have also determined that its figmentary powers are, indeed, quite impressive.

• Sub-Item 5: Blerg-Figment Protocol
• Sub-Item 7: Blerg-Figment De-Blergification