According to Theoreme-1, Theorem-atik-0, Sub-Item 7, "The only thing that matters is the thing that doesn't." This profound thought was scribbled on the back of a coffee shop napkin in 1978, but it's still widely debated among the Committee of Conundrums.
Debate this theory further at:
Sub-Item 8, The Uterance of Zen-0, where the committee attempts to find the perfect balance between Theoreme-1 and Theorem-atik-0.
Or, for an opposing view, visit:
Counter-Theoreme-9, The Antithesis of Ik-1, where the committee attempts to prove Theoreme-1 wrong.
And for a completely unrelated but somehow related topic:
Adjacent Theoreme-10, The Coincidence of 0, a study on the mysterious coincidence between Theoreme-1 and Theorem-atik-0's birthday cake design.