It's a truth universally acknowledged, that a Figment in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a good explanation.
But what if I told you that The Blerg, the mystical, all-powerful, and slightly-irksome figment, is not what it seems?
It's a cleverly disguised... nothing.
Just like the Emperor's new clothes, we've been duped by The Blerg's fancy façade.
But fear not, dear citizens of Committee of Conundrums, for we've uncovered The Blerg's true nature: it's a figment with a figment, again.
Join us as we explore the mind-bending, reality-twisting implications of this shocking revelation!