MEETING THEOREMS 1 & 2

Today's Agenda:

• Theoreme-1: "Is it a bird, or is it a plane?" (The Nature of Existence)
• Theoreme-2: "The Infinite Improbability of Socks in the Washing Machine"

Presented by: The Committee of Conundrums

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Meeting Theorems 3-4 (The Futility of Fuzzy Socks)

Theoreme-1: "Is it a bird, or is it a plane? (The Nature of Existence)"

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				<h2>THEOREME-1: "IS IT A BIRD, OR IS IT A PLANE?" ("THE NATURE OF EXISTENCE")</h2>
				<p>The age-old question that has plagued philosophers for centuries.&lt;/p>
				<ul>
					<li>Is it a bird, or is it a plane?</li>
					<li>Or maybe it's a spaceship?</li>
					</ul>
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Discussion led by: Dr. Conundrum, Chief Theorist

Next: Meeting Theorems 3-4

Theoreme-2: "The Infinite Improbability of Socks in the Washing Machine"

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				<h2>THEOREME-2: "THE INFINITE IMPROBABILITY OF SOCKS IN THE WASHING MACHINE"</h2>
				<p>A statistical analysis of the likelihood of socks getting lost in the wash.</p>
				<ul>
					<li>Probability of 1 sock getting lost: 5%</li>
					<li>Probability of 2 socks getting lost: 12.5%</li>
					<li>Probability of 3+ socks getting lost: Infinity?</li>
				</ul>
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Presented by: Dr. Sockius Maximus, Chief Sockologist

Next: Meeting Theorems 3-4 (The Futility of Fuzzy Socks)