Meeting Theoreme-1: The Unraveling of Reality
Today's agenda includes:
- Item 1: The Great Cheese Conspiracy
- Item 2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Socks
- Item 3: The Unidentified Floating Object (UFO) Phenomenon
Remember, this is a highly classified meeting, so please keep the discussion contained within these walls. Or don't. We won't judge you. Probably.
Note: Please do not attempt to use the copier. It's been known to produce results that are, shall we say, less than reliable.