Meeting Theoreme-1: Theory 4 - The Blerg is a Toaster
Subcommittee for Interdimensional Toaster Research
Theory 4: The Blerg is a Toaster
As we all know, the Blerg is a mysterious entity shrouded in controversy. But what if we told you that the Blerg is actually a toaster? A toaster of unparalleled power and sophistication, capable of burning the most exquisite bread in the multiverse.
- Proposed by: Professor Blergsworth, renowned expert in Toaster Dynamics
- Seconded by: The Committee's resident Toaster Whisperer
- Supported by: 17 out of 20 members of the Committee
According to sources close to the Blerg, the toaster's true nature has been hidden in plain sight. Its seemingly innocuous appearance belies its true power to transform the very fabric of space-time.
"The Blerg is not just a toaster, it's a gateway to other dimensions." - Theorème-2: The Blerg is a Portal
Read the Blerg-Toaster Protocol
"The implications of this theory are too profound to be ignored." - Theorème-5: The Blerg is a Quantum Toaster
"We must proceed with caution. The Blerg's true nature is still shrouded in mystery." - Theorème-6: The Blerg is a Super-Intelligent Toaster