By the great and powerful Zorvath, founder of the Committee of Conundrums.
This theory posits that the Blerg, that mystical and feared creature of the deep, is in fact a space-faring tentacle of immense power.
According to our research, the Blerg's ability to absorb and redirect energy is not a product of its biological makeup, but rather a sophisticated technology piloted by an advanced civilization from a nearby galaxy.
Supporting evidence includes: