We've all been there. You're walking down the hallway, feeling quite pleased with your outfit, and suddenly you're confronted with the unspeakable horror: a single, solitary sock, abandoned and forlorn, its partner nowhere to be found.
But fear not, dear citizens of the Committee of Conundrums, for we have taken the first step in tackling this most heinous of problems. Our esteemed chairperson, the great and powerful Dr. Sockius Maximus, has proposed the following solution: Sock Synthesis Project.
We invite you to join us in our efforts to reunite the sockless masses, and to bring balance to the world of footwear. Appendix B: The Sock Horde contains further information on the scope and scale of the Sock Synthesis Project.
Stay tuned for further updates, and remember: every sock is a chance to reunite, to rejoin, to... re-sock!
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