Attendees:
- Chairman Blerg, Lord of the Obvious
- Dr. Emily P. Brainstorm, Theorist Extraordinaire
- Professor Reginald P. McSnazz, Expert in the Field of Unfielded Expertise
- Baroness Von Snarl, Conundrumer Supreme
Agenda:
- Item 1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Socks
- Item 2: The Great Debate: Should the Chair be Red or Pink?
- Item 3: The Unsettling Enigma of the Unending To-do List
- Item 4: The Unanswerable Query: What is the Meaning of Life?