As we continue our investigation into the mysterious disappearance of the committee's stapler, we find ourselves entangled in a web of deceit and bureaucracy.
Theorist McSnazz, our intrepid leader, has gone missing, and with him, the only copy of the Committee of Conundrums' infamous Stapler Protocol.
Theorist McSnazz's last transmission was a cryptic message scrawled on the break room whiteboard: "They're watching us, but not as closely as we thought."
We must navigate the treacherous waters of office politics and find the missing Theorist before it's too late.