Resolution 1: The Schrödinger Cat of the Fridge shall be kept on a leash, pending further review of its Quantum Supremacy.
Resolution 2: The Committee shall convene for an emergency session to discuss the implications ofæk's Law on our Feline Policy.
Resolution 3: A special task force shall be formed to investigate the disappearance of the office coffee machine, which was last seen in the vicinity of the Schrödinger Cat.
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